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At an art exhibit, a couple was looking at a picture which depicts three black, naked men sitting on a park bench; two have a black penis and the one in the middle has a pink penis. As the couple was somewhat puzzled at the picture, the artist walks by and says, "I'm the artist who painted it." "Why one of three black men has a pink penis?" the men asked. "Well," the artist says, "they are not ..

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. After she had disrobed, the doctor began to stroke her thighs. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?""Yes,", she replied, "you are checking for skin abnormalities." "That's right.". said the doctor. Then he began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes, you're checking for my lumps." "Correct," replied the do..

01.06.04. 월 -네버업 네버인; 내버려 내버리라니까, 올라가지 않으면 결코 들어갈 수 없다네. 물론 예외는 있다. 올라가지 않고 뒤로 넣는 것을 좋아하는 사람도 있으니. -20대는 이심전심, 30대는 삼삼하게, 40대는 사정없이, 50대는 오기로, 60대는 육갑떨면서, 70대는 칠만하고, 80대는 팔로도 안 되고, 90대..

Money can buy a house but not a home; can buy you a bed but not a sleep; a clock/ a time; a book/ a knowledge; a position/ a respect; a medicine/ a health; a blood/ a life; sex/ love; Money often causes pain and suffering. So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. I tell you this because I am your friend.

01.06.01. 토. 부패의 5가지 속성 1. 첫 경험이 어렵지 맛들이면 끊기 어렵다. 초기 ‘이번이 마지막’이라고 다짐한다. 그러나 시간이 지나면서 부패는 일상적인 일이 된다. 2. 패거리 경향을 갖는다. ‘우리 편’을 만들기 위해 끊임없이 포섭한다. 이 과정에서 청렴한 관리들이 따돌림을 당한다. 3. 포장..

A man approached a hooker and said, " I'll give you $500 if you will have sex with me anyway I want." The girl said the price is slightly low the man said. "Well, then I will give you $1,000." ;The girl agreed and went to a motel. They were busy at it when suddenly the hooker said, "Exactly how do you want to have sex for $1,000?" The man replied, "On credit, baby, on credit."

The couple decided to use the word 'Typewriter' as code indicating sex. One day the husband told his five-years old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter." Her mom replied, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now because there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter right no..

01.05.29. 화. 세계화 시대의 첨단 인류는 과거 역사의 유목민을 닮았다. 물과 초지가 아니라 일자리, 비즈니스, 생활환경 등을 좇아 국경을 뛰어넘어 세계를 전전하는 방랑자다. 평생직장과 정착 거주 개념의 붕괴는 서구와 미국은 물론 가까운 우리 주변에서도 이제 흔히 목격되는 현상이다. 과거 중세 ..

01.05.28. 월. -노자; 자신을 잔뜩 높이려고 발가락 끝으로서는 사람은 오래 서 있을 수 없고, 무리하게 보폭을 넓히면 멀리 갈 수 없다. -‘영계들의 할렘’이라는 소식을 듣고, 아직도 우리나라 금융시장의 일하는 방식은 변하지 않았다고 생각한다. 사람을 바꾸는 것도 중요하지만 일하는 방식을 바꾸..

The teacher's first report to the parents of little boy was encouraging. "George is a bright, alert and capable youngster. But I believe he spends too much time playing up to the girls. I have a plan, however, and I think it will break him of the habit." George's mother acknowledged the teacher's report, and added the note of her own; "Please let me know if your plan works. I would try it on hi..