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Six retired men were playing poker when George loses $500 on a single hand, cluches his chest and dropped dead. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five play that round standing up. Sending David to the wife, they tell him to be discreet. At the dead man's apartment, George knocks on the door. The wife answers and asks what he wants. David says, "Your husband just lost $500, is ..

The wife of a gynecologist was walking down a crowded supermarket aisle when she was approached by an excited stranger who loudly proclaimed, "I just have to tell you how I adore your husband. He got me pregnant when no one could."

"How did it happen?", the doctor asked the middle aged farm hand as he set the man's broken leg. "Well, 25 years ago,..." "Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning." '25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room and asked if there was anything I wanted.' I said, "No, everything is fine." "What does this..

The man left snow-filled Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was to meet him there the next day. When he arrived his hotel, he decided to send his wife an e-mail. Unfortunately , he missed one letter in writing her e-mail address and the note was directed to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow ..

The man suffered a massive heart attack while enjoying sex with his girl friend and died.....The undertaker called his wife as he was preparing the body, saying "Your late husband died with a tremendous erection that we can't get to go away... What would you like us to do?" To which she replied, "Let's make it a thorough job....Cut that thing off and put once and forever an end to his untiring ..

Three guys are debating who has the best memory. Guy1; I can remember the first day of my first grade class. Guy2; I can remember the first day at the nursery school. Guy3; That's nothing. I can remember going to the senior prom, and coming home with my mother.

A; Nice miniskirt, but don't you think it's a little too short? B; Why? I just want to show off my legs. A; But aren't you worried about the guys looking up your skirt? B; Well, let them. A; But they can see your pants. B; No problem. I am not wear any.

"I feel like killing my wife," a man said to his doctor. 'Please tell me what I should do." The doctor thought for a moment. 'Look, here are some pills. Take these twice a day and they will allow you to do it six times a day. If you do this for 30days, you'll finally screw her to death. And the autopsy just show that she died of heart failure during sex." He left with the bottle of pills and a ..

The two couples enjoying their vacation together at a resort hotel were chatting in the lobby, when a thunderstorm cut off the electricity, leaving little to do but to retire to their rooms. Bill was a devout chap; so, before getting into bed, he said his prayers. As he got under his covers, the lights suddenly went on, and he discovered he was in the wrong room. He instantly jumped up. "It's t..

When his dog dies, he goes to parish priest and asks, "Could you conduct a funeral services for the poor creature?" "We can't have services for an animal in the church," explain the preacher. "But there's a new denomination down the road. Maybe they'll do something for him." "Thanks," says the man. "Do you think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?" The priest replies, "Why didn't you te..