"I feel like killing my wife," a man said to his doctor. 'Please tell me what I should do." The doctor thought for a moment. 'Look, here are some pills. Take these twice a day and they will allow you to do it six times a day. If you do this for 30days, you'll finally screw her to death. And the autopsy just show that she died of heart failure during sex."
He left with the bottle of pills and a smile on his face.
Nearly a month passed. one day the doctor passed by the patient coming down in a wheelchair. 'What happened?' asked the doctor. 'Don't worry, doc. two more days and she'll be dead.' the patient said.
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