When his dog dies, he goes to parish priest and asks, "Could you conduct a funeral services for the poor creature?" "We can't have services for an animal in the church," explain the preacher. "But there's a new denomination down the road. Maybe they'll do something for him." "Thanks," says the man. "Do you think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?" The priest replies, "Why didn't you tell me the dog was not an atheist?"
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