Asked to define 'Communism', a Scotchman said, "If you have two automobiles under communism, you keep one and give up the other to the state." "That's fine.", said the other Scotchman, "If you have two pianos, you keep one for yourself and give the other to the state." "That's ideal, too." "Should you have two cows, likewise, you keep one for yourself and give the other to the state." 'I don't like that so well." "Why not?" "You see, I have only one auto and one piano but I do have two cows."
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