English Humor

01.06.29. Fri. rain 불륜과 수영장, 잘못된 전화

햄릿.데미안.조르바 2001. 6. 29. 19:23

 

At the clubhouse Bob realizes that he forgot to tell his wife the guy to fix the washing machine is coming around at noon, and phones at home. " Hello?", says a little girl's voice. "Hi, honey.

It's Dad. Is Mom there?" "No, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank." "Uncle Frank?" "Yes." "Okay, then put down the phone, run upstairs, knock the bedroom door and shout that my car's just pulled outside." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did what you said, Dad. And Mom jumped out of bed, tripped over the rug and went out of the front window. She looks dead. And Uncle Frank jumped out the back window into the swimming pool, not knowing you took out all the water to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and he's dead too." "Swimming pool? Is this 123456,,,,,?"

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